Whooooops. Kinda fell asleep around 8 and failes to reply to a friends text about going out at 9. This, ladies and gents, is why having a super comfy bed and having what I can only describe as sleep debt is what happens. Post-festival lag.
Hey Amie. Why not make everyone dinner?
How about fuck off, the only food I’m making is for me. Is what I was thinking. But what I actually said was I’m going out. To which my mother, Who moved in her boyfriend just three weeks after meeting him and who now has a tattoo of his initials, goes to me aren’t you seeing Jamie.
Bitch fucking please I have my own life I don’t need to be around my boyfriend every fucking day unlike you. Fortunately I am equipped with just about enough self esteem, which you and the devil reincarnated love taking a hit at on a daily basis, to provide me without the constant 24/7 need for a man.
Yes. My mother pisses me off.
Its funny when my mum tells me to grow up. At least Im mature enough not to get ink of my boyfriends names on my body
So my mums not doing my hair ever again…. Guess whos gonna dye the top layer of their hair blonde?!
The answer is me.
So annoyed I missed ADTR at Download :(
When I get money next I’m going to make slushies!
I’m actually super fucking fabulous and if you don’t think so you are wrong, bye
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
All I need is some ice!
Haaaaaaaaa okay my mother just had a problem with me having condoms in my room.
Whatever happened to your parenta just being happy that you arent pregnant or have a fucking disease?
Whats more, stop being a fucking prude. Jesus fucking christ I hate hipocritcal selfrighteous ass wads like my mother.
Anyone wanna make me a cherry coke slush?